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itsliketheyknowus:

"And then I said, ‘Look, if you don’t carry it in a muted pastel, I’m not interested!” 

itsliketheyknowus:

"And then I said, ‘Look, if you don’t carry it in a muted pastel, I’m not interested!” 

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itsliketheyknowus:

"Oh, they DO carry it in a muted pastel!  Well, that’s embarrassing…"

itsliketheyknowus:

"Oh, they DO carry it in a muted pastel!  Well, that’s embarrassing…"

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pleatedjeans:

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unofficiallyjuni:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

sigfodr:

A version for tumblr that can be read without opening a new tab, since plenty of people would scroll past this story otherwise.

The bravest woman on Earth.

I love her. Forever reblog.

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stripesmotherfucker:

I forget why I drew this
I saw a text post with this and Krinx was the first thing to come to mind.

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blackgirlwhiteboylove:

Our African Wedding

My wife and I just had our African wedding celebration with her side of the family. It was off the charts.

<3

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ray-winters-sings:

Hey, everyone. I uhm…wanted to kind of confess something to you all, and I’m not really sure how to say it. Hopefully no one sees me differently after watching this and hearing what I have to say.

what

Please don’t judge. You have no idea how hard it was to admit that :’(

im crying this was very moving
im so proud he gathered the courage to say that, i know its not easy

Guys you don’t understand this tells a story!!!

It’s the story of a once very happy person. This is the type of person that’s always lighting up the room with their happy faces.
Then this person meets someone, they flirt and this person falls head over heels for them. Their love becomes real to him, and they can’t seem to kiss enough.
After a while, they start to joke with each other about simple things, but over time the partner grows more abusive until our friend is flushed and upset about it. He’s beat up about the poor turn in the relationship but finds that it is relieving being out of that relationship.
This person misses being in a relationship though, and is disappointed that they let the relationship end poorly. This leads to several sleepless nights due to their tears. He resorts to watching romantic comedies which just makes him laugh and cry, before making him sob at the loss of his relationship.
After this, he finally finds the time to sleep. This is disappointing as the relationship is not back, but relieving because the sleep was much needed. The next day, our friend is feeling better but he sheds a tear for the lost love.
This causes the thought that our friend will never find love to appear, and he starts to wail at the thought. At this point things get crazy. Someone is in our friend’s house and is opening the door. Our friend screams at the top of his lungs, only to find it was his best friend.
This makes our friend angry and he pouts and huffs at his friend for scaring him in such a manner. The friend has an evil plan to get back on the lost love, and our friend smiles at the thought. He also realizes he hasn’t eaten anything but ice cream for too long.
They grab food on the way to the costume store, since it is near Halloween, and try on masks and other costumes. They buy the gear and call it a day.
The next morning our friend is surprised and dismayed to find that the lost love has sent him a Halloween card. It has a devil on it smiling at, and surprising, our friend.
He is emotionless, and then sort of unhappy about the turn of events. He’s speechless. He decides he is the better person, and smirks at the thought. Again his friend sneaks up on him, but it’s alright because the friend brought a cat. Our friend loves the cat, and can’t stop playing with it. The cat playfully bites causing a scream and a slight bit of unhappiness.
They decide to initiate their plan, and put on their ogre and goblin masks they bought at World market in the Japan section.
They go to the “See No Evil Hear No Evil Speak No Evil” Monkey Bar where there is a Halloween party. Here they agree that the lost love was a pile of poo and that life really is better without him.
This leads to our friend meeting a person who works at the bar who is much better than the previous person they found.

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withasingleballoon:

He is respected throughout the Jedi Order for his insight as well as his warrior skill. He has become the hero of the next generation of Padawans; he is the Jedi their Masters hold up as a model. He is the being that the Council assigns to their most important missions. He is modest, centered, and always kind. He is the ultimate Jedi.

- Matthew Stover, Star Wars: Episode III, Revenge of the Sith

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i tried so yard, i got so sard

freezeflare:

but in the end, it didn’t even yale sale

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lalatula:

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*does the anime character with glasses thing*

Does that really work though?

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What…?

that’s so cool i wanna do it too!!!!!!

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ok here goes

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NO

Okay, there’s no way that works.

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Let me try this out.

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I’m kinda skeptical about this? Can it really make you anime.

imageGuss i’ll give it a shot

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ABORT ABORT

yeah right, like that really happens

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hmmm….

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maybe I should try-

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HOLY SHIT

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WHAT THE FU 

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